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Yo Mama





Yo mama so fat, she eats "Wheat Thicks"
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand,
she has to give directions
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind
YO mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
I said,  "What ya doin?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl


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