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Yo mama so fat, she eats "Wheat Thicks" |
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to
shake her hand,
she has to give directions |
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Yo mama
so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the
menu and says "okay!" |
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she
brings down the bridge too |
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her
head just to make-up her mind |
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit
her head on the moon |
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in
a recent snail marathon. |
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just
to operate her remote |
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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got
brain-washed. |
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Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind |
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YO mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside
so she gets a bowl |
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
attention |
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a
refund |
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put
a milkshake on layaway. |
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear
the toilet flush |
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume
when she tried out for Star Wars. |
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly
contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." |
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Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas
money |
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of
Hefty bags.
I said, "What ya doin?" She said, "Buying luggage." |
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a
fork to save milk |
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a
cordless phone |
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Yo mama
so stupid she bought a solar-powered
flashlight |
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the
superbowl |
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